THE ZERO BOYS

Starring: Daniel Hirsch, Kelli Maroney, Joe Phelan, Jared Moses, Nicole Rio, Tom Shell and Crystal Carson

Directed by: Nico Mastorakis

review by Damon & Sheeky

Lots of very different, random idiots shoot each-other in a Mexican ghost-town. But for FAKE! Its a war game!

The Zero Boys are the best.

The leader wins a mean girl. But he drives cool and gets her real good. The movie loses momentum with a nice picnic.

But there's a scream! Off they all go to investigate in their cool truck.

A grueling hour later, having survived the torture barn, the machete and the mass grave of past victims (all at LEAST ten percent as horrible as they sound!) the Zero Boys are still the best.

OR ARE THEY?! *Dum-Dum-DUMMMMM!*

ps-Some harpoon-zombie dude gets fried thirty feet away when the mean chick sticks a stun gun in the lake. Looked like something out of StarWars. Noteworthy: This, the only scene worth seeing, also happens to be the only scene not pictured on the front of the film case. Literally everything else is there. Except when you put the tape in the vcr, the pictures come to LIFE, on your TELEVISION SCREEN.

*DUM-DUM-DUMMMMM!*

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