The Great Bmovie Adventure of Sheeky & Damon
Many moons ago, Sheeky and Damon were minding their own business. Suddenly, a video rental store exploded right in front of them. Fortunately, firefighters were just coming off of their lunchbreak, having spent it celebrating little Tommy's birthday at the hotel pool next door. As firefighters are prone to do, they went a little overboard in their heroism and managed to carry the entire pool, children and all, to the scene of the explosion. They dumped all of the contents on the building, flooding most of downtown Bismarck in the process (it was a large pool with a waterslide). Well, the store's owners couldn't just sit there; people who didn't want to get wet were going to video rental stores up in north Bismarck, and people who did want to get wet just went to a different pool. The store owners decided to sell everything they owned at ridiculously low prices. As they happened to be watching all of these events unfold, Sheeky and Damon decided to take advantage of the sale. Unfortunately, most of the movies were either exploded or flooded, resulting in the high likelihood of unwatchability. However, a few gems lay unspoiled in the back of the store.
They bought those dang movies, and began watching and reviewing them one by one. The movies were so cheaply budgetted and of such terrible quality that not reviewing them was unthinkable. Soon, the dynamic duo was scouring grocery stores, looking for more of the worst of the worst, hoping to one day find the holy grail of bad cinema, the ultimate b-movie.
You can join them on their quest. Enjoy these reviews, and avoid watching these movies like the plague. Sheeky and Damon watched them so that you don't have to.