They're back!

The Bmovies are back and better than ever. All your favorite reviews are here, along with two new ones!

Want to read about the adventure of Sheeky and Damon's first Bmovies? Here's the full story.

On with the shows!

ABRAXAS: GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE
Jesse the Finder?
NAKED LUNCH
Never eat again. Also, never watch this movie.
CARNOSAUR
Can our hero stop the slaughter?
NAKED SPACE
I want to eat your face.
CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS
The worst of them so far.
NOMADS
Quasi-Bond v. teenage supernatural eskimo spirits!
DESTINATION:
INNER SPACE
The REAL Sealab.
PYTHON
Oh no! It's a snake!
DESTROY ALL MONSTERS
It's an unlimited free-for-all!
STUFF STEPHANIE IN THE INCINERATOR
Pure crap!
DRAGON SLAYER
Wizards can be so pointless.
(NEW!)
TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
Are they cyborgs or fishmen?
DUPLICATES
Will they ever figure out who's who?
THEY LIVE
An epic battle to not wear sunglasses.
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD
An extremely pleasant surprise.
(NEW!)
THE TIME BANDITS
The worlds most perfect Bmovie.
THE ICE PIRATES
They're not good folk to anger.
THE TIME GUARDIAN
In the world of B movies it's a winner.
LASER MISSION
What is it for? Why must men quarrel?
TRICK OR TREAT
Backmasking IS evil!
METALSTORM
It's the destruction of Jared-Syn! Oh no!
THE ZERO BOYS
Can they prove that they're the best?